Turns out our kitchen island wasn’t put together very well.

 It was wiggling and moving around since we moved in but today just completely fell apart

And now it’s gone (after dropping the counter top directly on my toe - unbelievably, it’s not broken 😊)

You do not want to know what was under it though - 99% of it was not our stuff (crayons, toddler biscuits, etc.) but 100% gross