Driving the monkey over to basketball
Me: is that a man on a razor scooter?
Monkey: that makes me sad. Not like sad like I’m sad on the inside. Sad because he’s a grown man on a razor scooter.
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Conversations from the bus
Monkey: I have this key chain I want to put on my backpack but I don’t know how to open it.
Monkey’s friend: my older sister knows how to open those
Monkey: is your sister on the bus?
Monkey’s friend: we’ll, no.
Monkey: so how does that help me?
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Monkey picks up book on my night stand and reads the title: How to Talk to Kids So They Will Listen and Listen So They Will Talk
*pause*
Monkey: How’s that working out for ya?
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